These postcards are delightful and funny. You'll enjoy giving as much as your friends will enjoy recieving them.
(Each measure six by four and one-fourth inches.)
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Midge
"Females troubles are no picnic, believe you me!
Do this: feel the grease
Try this simple test. Rub your finger down the side of your nose, around the base. Look at your finger! How do you think this looks?
Dream On
Get It, Girl!
Go Ahead!
Just one isn't fattening!
Go to bed Stubborn...He is not going to call!
"I can't wait to show the gals all the celebrity porn I found on the net!"
If husbands spoke their minds!
What he said..you look lovely, dear
What he thought..you're getting awful fat
Imagine that a string is attached to the top of your head.
By the time I'm ready for muscle beach, I'll be bald!
Three guesses what girls forget most
Use hand cream or lotion
Trim straggly eyebrows
Buy a new sanitary belt
We're not retired! We just look old.
What will the neighbors think! Remember they are always watching!
Midge
Do this: feel the grease 
Dream On
Get It, Girl!
Go Ahead!
Go to bed Stubborn...He is not going to call!
"I can't wait to show the gals all the celebrity porn I found on the net!"
If husbands spoke their minds!
Imagine that a string is attached to the top of your head.
By the time I'm ready for muscle beach, I'll be bald!
Three guesses what girls forget most
We're not retired! We just look old.
What will the neighbors think! Remember they are always watching!
Wipped.
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