Sass Mouth:
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
Our very own Portland comedian, Jacki Sturkie, committed to paper. Jacki stages "Time Out: the Mamalogues." The "momedy" shows at the Airplay Cafe 701 E. Burnside Street. She is hilarious!
Local Artists:
Local cards are always popular. We have a nice selection to order from, all original and limited.
Gift Certificate:
Always welcome. Ours never expire and can be used online as well as in store.
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 A "Gift certificate" is always welcome. Ours never expire and can be used online as well as in store. Whatever amount you wish! Note the amount in the Special Instructions box on the ordering page. |
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 Local artist greeting card 5x7 blank. Envelope included. |
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 Local artist greeting card 5x7 blank. Envelope included. |
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 Local artist greeting card 5x7 blank. Envelope included. |
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 Local artist greeting card 5x7 blank. Envelope included. |
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 Local artist greeting card 5x7 blank. Envelope included. |
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 Accomplishment is overrated
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Alice called sexual harrassment many things
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Mainly, job security
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Sex after having a baby is like winning an all-you-can-eat pie contest
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Then going to a bakery
Welcome to your new life with baby
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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You'd better be good or you'll come back as a wet wipe
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Confusing home buying with nature class, Betty released her escrow to the wild
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You made it unscathed!
Congratulations on your new home
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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From an early age Brenda knew she would set the world on fire
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She just didn't think she'd need so many candles
Happy Birthday
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Chocolate fixes everything
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Enjoy!
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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After Eunice hogged the remote just to control something and spent hours in the bathroom "reading" she realized the truth
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Having kids turned her into a man
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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I'm proud you're gay
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Living with ghosts was just fine with Libby
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Until they told her yo get a life
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Like magic, Janet watched her boyfriend's wallet disappear whenever the bill came
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Then she disappeared before he came
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Janice thought Hubert was her metaphysical equal
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Until she caught him "channeling" with the remote
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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I'm a new parent-focusing is for amateurs
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Oh sure he dumped you to run with a more popular crowd
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Of imaginary friends
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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On her birthday, Janice stumbled through thr produce aisle lost and in danger
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Suffering from an out-of-chocolate experience
Happy Birthday
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Oh sure, Peggy saw a lot of guys
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She just didn't date any of them
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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My sanity check bounced
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Only one thing could dull the pain of Suzy's break up
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Digging her heels into his head as she climbed higher on the food chain
Lucky for him, she didn't have far to go
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Where's my time out?
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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The prospect of turning another year older and traveling around the solar system exhilarated Richie
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Until he realized he was actually abducted by illegal aliens
Happy Birthday
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Warning: New babies may cause insomnia and sudden bouts of joy
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Congratulations on your new addition
Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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Warning: Caffeinate before operating
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Hello, my name is Mommy. I'll be your wiper today.
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included. |
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Your mommy doesn't work here anymore
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Sass Mouth cards are printed on 4 1/2 x 5 1/2 white premiun heavyweight paper. Envelope included.
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